Random thoughts, gripes and observances from my day job in mail/parcel delivery.
I won’t state the name of the company I work for because they disapprove of their employees discussing work online. I’m writing this with great difficulty, not because of any emotional/ethical issue but because I’m home off-work due to a recurring physical problem generated by the work I do.
RSI (repetitive strain injury) of the elbow, resulting in bursitis making it very painful to do anything with my right arm. It’s happened before and as such I could feel this one coming on a few weeks ago. It has now got to a stage where I cannot do my job and a doctor’s appointment and subsequent time of rest is required.
Typing this is a slow and laborious task using only my left hand..
Sorting mail is the culprit in my case. In my job you are required to sort anything up to 1000 letters, 300 magazines, and 100 parcels per day into delivery order before taking them out and delivering them. I do this delivery on a motorcycle.
The delivery side of my job is pretty good as a general rule. There are of course a few infuriating exceptions, as I assume there would be with most jobs.
So with that in mind, here’s a gripe list of sorts, and some reasoning as to why it is so..
First of all, NO MAILBOX, NO DELIVERY. Don’t expect the delivery person to take your mail to your door. Ain’t gonna happen. Your neighbours have all got mailboxes, You get a mailbox!
And while you’re at it, GET A DECENT SIZE ONE. Tiny little mailboxes are useless. It needs to be big enough to take an A4 size envelope without having to fold it. It needs to be big enough that we can get shoebox size parcel into it.
The mailbox on the left is too small, its crap. The one on the right as cavernous and good..
Also a mailbox is NOT a garden ornament! It needs to serve a purpose. No point on having an arty-farty mailbox with an entry slot that you cant fit any mail into…. Have a think before you buy!
DO NOT put your new mailbox in the middle of the lawn or surround it with gardens/flowers/roses/cacti… If you do, you can expect me to ride the motorcycle across said lawn/garden to get to it.. I’m not getting off the bike every day to deliver your mail..
JUNK MAIL AND PAPERS:
Please clear your mailbox every day, Its bloody hard to get your mail into your crappy small mailbox when its full of papers and shit!
So you have a dog, that’s great, so do I.
If you have a dog on your property I WILL NOT ENTER THE PROPERTY to deliver any parcels or mail that don’t fit into your mailbox. You will get a card in your mailbox stating that you can come and get your parcel. I’m sure your dog as lovely and placid when you’re in control of it, but when you’re not home, rest assured it is a rabid snarly beast that hates everyone…
If your dog can get to the mailbox, I will go straight past and no mail will be delivered to you.
“But my dog won’t hurt you” – I’ve lost count of how many people have said that to me. I also have the bite scars to prove it..
SIGNATURE REQUIRED PARCELS:
If a parcel requires your signature I will come to the nearest door from the road or driveway and knock, or ring the bell if you have one. You have 30 seconds or so to answer the door or alert me that you are home. I haven’t got all day to wait while you finish your phone call/lunch/porn video etc. If I get no response to the knock/bell I will head back to the bike and start writing out a card. Writing out a collection card is a pain in the ass, I would much rather deliver the parcel so I don’t have to carry the damn thing around for the rest of the day.
If your doors/windows are open, I can hear the tv going, and I know someone is home, I’m still going to write out a card if you don’t come to the door.
I’m not going to walk around your house looking for you.
Answer the friggin door!
You put your recycling out every week. Good on you.
DON’T PUT IT ALL AROUND THE MAILBOX!
Put it somewhere away from your mailbox. How am i supposed to deliver your mail if I cannot get anywhere near your mailbox?
That hairy thing on top of your shoulders.. Use it…
Basically, spare a thought for those trying to deliver your stuff. If you have a decent sized mailbox, that we can get to, without being attacked, your stuff will be delivered as soon as we get it. We won’t have to roll or fold it to get it into your mailbox.
Life will be simple and pleasant… 🙂